"Mom Jeans", how do I love thee?

"Mom Jeans", how do I love thee?  Let me count the ways. 

1) They keep everything "tucked in" nicely, as you chase after your toddler (or pup!) at the park.

2) Adios, muffin top.

3) You can comfortably bend over to pick up the goldfish crackers your child just intentionally threw on the ground without fear of flashing your tush around town.

4) They are multi-functional:  it's like wearing jeans, a corset, and a little slice of heaven; all at once.

5)  They are also known as "AMPM" Jeans; jeans you can wear from AM to PM and also: Automatic Mommy Pooch Minimizers.  PS - I just made that up, but it totally works and makes amazingly perfect sense.    

If you haven't tried them, you are missing out.  You should go out and buy a pair today.  Actually, just order them online - who has time to go out and shop these days?  They are everywhere and here to stay (thank G-D!).  You won't regret it.  I promise.

"Mom Jeans" 4-eva. xo.